Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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