I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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