I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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