It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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