I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Enjoy the penises
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think people are normalizing furries
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
