he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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