So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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