Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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