I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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