his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If I die, sorry about rent.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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