we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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