OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Come see our sink grown plant.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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