She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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