Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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