Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
and she was petting her beer can
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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