She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
