i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Still dying that you shit outside
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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