11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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