I wanna passion pit in your ass
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.