How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream