How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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