a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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