Pappa wants mamma naked
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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