I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.