thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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