do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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