i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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