On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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