idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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