fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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