Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
