scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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