i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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