The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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