i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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