K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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