I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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