Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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