Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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