Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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