he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
