I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
that is very illegal...i love you.
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