Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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