Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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