Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
do nipples grow back?
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