I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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