the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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