I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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