Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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