there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
either way he was missing a nipple.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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