If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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