I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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