i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
