he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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