You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Randomize