The maid of honor just puked.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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