Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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