Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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