He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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